My trusted associate, Professor Paul Eidelberg (adinakutnicki.com/), is a very buttoned up guy. Honest to G-d. But even serious players need to let their hair down.
In the spirit of the above, here is a short rendition of Conservative fun. Enjoy!
Professor Paul Eidelberg: “I’m trying to find a little humor to ease my huge disappointment in the elections, so thought I would share this.”
AMERICANS FOLLOWING OBAMA:
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different…AGAIN.
Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not an Obama fan.”
The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Obama?” Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.”
The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican. Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.”
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make YOU?”
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, “THAT WOULD MAKE ME AN OBAMA FAN.”
RECESS AT THE ASYLUM:
Alas, not everyone has a sense of humor, and leftists are notably dour. The notion of laughing at themselves is foreign, since they believe they are the “smart set”…infallible…the “chosen.”
Therefore, even though the good prof shared it to uplift our patriotic spirits, this writer will be inordinately pleased if more than a few leftists see themselves in the mirror – and scream! A woman can dream….